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Not many people remember this Color Me Badd song since it was...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:00:18 -0700

Not many people remember this Color Me Badd song since it was years after their first few hits. But this was a really good song.

I only remembered this because one of the girls that I crush on...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:29:54 -0700

I only remembered this because one of the girls that I crush on reminded me of that song. That is all.

Because when I hear the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme, I...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:37:46 -0700

Because when I hear the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme, I automatically want to start humping things.

Taken at Jenny’s birthday party last Saturday. It had been...

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 09:15:59 -0800

Taken at Jenny’s birthday party last Saturday. It had been a while since I got social.

The dog has had brighter days.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:06:16 -0700

The dog has had brighter days.

For Halloween, I think I’m going to go dress up as one...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 20:13:19 -0700

For Halloween, I think I’m going to go dress up as one of Taylor Swift’s bandmates.

Rey-Rey circa 2002. Lookin’ like a GAP model with the...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 19:36:25 -0700

Rey-Rey circa 2002. Lookin’ like a GAP model with the then-gf.

Rey-Rey circa 2004. I look way too happy holding a flower.

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 17:57:07 -0700

Rey-Rey circa 2004. I look way too happy holding a flower.

"Just dream big. Because dreams do happen."

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 23:54:00 -0700

“Just dream big. Because dreams do happen.”

- I’ve become a huge fan of the U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team. If anything, I followed them the most in the Summer Olympics. I was thrilled when they won the gold medal.

Last night, I was watching a bunch of YouTube videos about them. Somehow, Alex Morgan’s interview with Julie Foudy moved the hell out of me because of one simple quote. After Alex mentioned that winning the gold was the moment she exactly dreamed of after watching Julie back when she was playing and winning gold medals of her own, she said that quote.

What she said was truly inspiring. Thanks, Alex.

I think my new favorite soda/pop/soft drink/cold drink...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 12:59:20 -0700

I think my new favorite soda/pop/soft drink/cold drink is Coca-Cola. Thanks, Tyra.

Shoutout to Sarah Moon. I know that, somehow, this picture makes her happy. I think.

Nene does this off the court.

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 06:32:38 -0700

Nene does this off the court.

Someday, New York, I’ll be back.

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 23:47:09 -0700

Someday, New York, I’ll be back.

This will always crack me up.

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 13:40:54 -0700

This will always crack me up.

I’ve been on Twitter since the summer of 2008 so...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:43:32 -0700

I’ve been on Twitter since the summer of 2008 so that’s a long time. But I consider this to be one of my Top 10 Twitter moments ever.

It’s pretty damn cool when Lacey Chabert herself favorites one of your tweets.

I wish to have a panda’s life.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:42:36 -0800

I wish to have a panda’s life.

Remember when Zelda games were made on the CD-i? No? Oh. You...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:51:29 -0800

Remember when Zelda games were made on the CD-i? No? Oh. You guys don’t even know what a CD-i is?

Probably better if you don’t know in the first place. Whoops.

!!!!! dysfunctionarian: ahmong: The escape artist. I love the...

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:39:13 -0800

!!!!!

dysfunctionarian:

ahmong:

The escape artist.

I love the persistence. Admirable!

Can’t get a break even when he does something...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:50:33 -0800

Can’t get a break even when he does something good.

fritzonsports:

The career of Shelden Williams, in one photo.

Hey, guys! Don’t you wanna play ‘N SYNC Uno?!

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:51:00 -0800

Hey, guys! Don’t you wanna play ‘N SYNC Uno?!

There are stats for everything. nbaoffseason: Vanessa Bryant...

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 12:30:06 -0800

There are stats for everything.

nbaoffseason:

Vanessa Bryant thinks that Kobe cheated on her at least 105 times in 10 years, according to reports.

As one of my favorite tweeters posted, turns out Kobe’s true idol isn’t Michael, it’s Wilt. Forget Kareem’s scoring title, Kobe is trying to dethrone Wilt and his 20,000 jump-offs scored.

But in all seriousness, lets talk about those stats.

I know that some people don’t like the statistical revolution in basketball, but I’m pretty sure none of us were able to watch the 105 “overtime” games Kobe participated in, so all we have are the numbers to go by.

Vanessa claims that Kobe cheated on her 105 times over the course of 10 years. She also claims that he has a “jump off” in every NBA city. This, my friends is called a habitual cheater. I’m no Hugh Hefner, but if my calculations are right, there’s 29 NBA cities and 10 years of time to do the cheating in. This means Kobe was having roughly 10 to 11 affairs a year even though he was traveling to 29 different cities, giving him a scoring rate of approximately 33%. That’s some inefficient scoring.

Taking it a step further (since I haven’t taken this way too far already) the 105 number seems way too low for an NBA Super Star like Kobe Bryant. You would think a guy with his assets would of carried more weight. Either Vanessa’s stat-tracker is broken or Kobe has been severely under-performing over the last decade. An expert estimate of what Kobe’s production should have been would be closer to 1,005 than to 105. Over 10 years, 82 games a year plus playoffs, most of which are at least 500 miles away from home in 29 different cities… well, you do the math.

Makes you wonder, though, between the insane gym hours, basketball games, event appearances, countless affairs and raising two kids, when does the Mamba actually sleep?

@Suga_Shane

Photo via: @dreudamn h/t @DrewUnga