
Because I’m more of a wagon-jumper that I’d like to admit, I am now on Google+.
And I’m using this picture for my avatar on Google+ because I look drunk (I wasn’t).

Because I’m more of a wagon-jumper that I’d like to admit, I am now on Google+.
And I’m using this picture for my avatar on Google+ because I look drunk (I wasn’t).

Pic taken in 2007. Save me, Chas.

This is my brother’s dog, Gizmo. This picture was taken in 2006 when my brother got married.
Good thing that he stayed quiet throughout the whole wedding. During the rehearsal, I was taking care of him when he somehow broke free from his leash and I had to chase him all around the chapel for a few minutes. What a workout that was.

David Hasselhoff is following me on Twitter.
Okay, so he follows pretty much everyone back but it’s a follow, nonetheless.

Did anybody buy this album?

Rey-Rey circa 2007.
My goal is to get back to this.
I’m sorry. I’ll stop stealing people’s dinners.

Circa 2009. A bald Nala is an unhappy Nala.
This happens to me pretty often.

Hello, Nala. How many fingers am I holding up?
Rey-Rey circa 2005.
I break my social media break that I wanted to take for a week or more… but right now, I’m just mad. Frustrated. A lot of things are bothering me but I think what bothers me the most is the lack of sleep. There are other things (hello, friends!) but not being able to rest easy is what’s frustrating me.
Funny. Maybe I should take a drink (as shown in the pic… by the way, that time period was a really bad place in life). I have stayed sober for eight months now.
Unfortunately, it hasn’t helped me sleep well at night.
Social media break. For maybe about a week. If you need to get in touch with me… well… my number’s in my FaceBook info. What? You don’t have me on FaceBook? You lose.
Meanwhile, I’m gonna party in the U.S.A.
Hi, Beth. Good job on this video.

Pic circa 2007. One of the very few times I drank coffee. And, no, I don’t drink coffee. At all. You people are probably surprised and angry.

To clarify, I use pick-up lines for laughs, not to actually get girls.
I mean, try using this one seriously on a girl…
“I’m not LFO. Chinese food doesn’t make me sick. I’m more like Color Me Badd. I wanna sex you up.”
This is why I’m single.

By the way… I’m older than Rachel McAdams by two days.
And I prefer Wedding Crashers Rachel than Mean Girls Rachel.

I’m watching clips of Whose Line Is It, Anyway? from both US and UK versions. This brings me to one of my more unlikely crushes. I guess she COULD be my most unlikely crush.
Most people know I have crushes on women like Lacey Chabert, Rachel McAdams, and Baby Spice. But I really liked Josie Lawrence. Maybe it’s the British accent. Maybe it’s because I loved it when she tried to speak in an American accent (which has become one of my weaknesses: British women trying to speak “American”). Granted, she’s not the normal… foxy lady but her wit and humor won me over after watching so much of Whose Line.